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Not to the wind do I trust my life. 2002

From the Getty in LA, to the Smithsonian in D.C, to the Louvr in Pairs, I count my self lucky.

From skipping rocks in the Mediterranean to haggling with a merchant at Abusimba, I am lucky.

From the vistas of the North Palisade's Glacier to those atop the Eiffel Tower, it was not luck.

From the tombs of Pharos deep with in the Geisa Pyramids to the Coliseum at Nimce, it was me!

From crossing the ash fields at the base of Mathists crest to Tempal of Isis, I made it happen!

Yes all these thing I have done, and none of these things did I not stumble upon. Your life is yours, what have you willed it to be?

Conversing with buttered toast at 4:30am 2003

-Hey! Smelly!

-Is there something I can do for you toast?

-Do you want to hear about our plans for world domination?

-Who is this, our? (Munch, munch)

-ALL TOAST EVERY WHERE!!

-oH... sure.

-First we will put lots of iron into the bread so that when you toast it, it will get really tough and most people will stop eating it, and the rest we will poison!!!

-By we you mean toast, right? (Munch, munch)

-I thought we where past this!

- Ya I know, but you are toast. You have no hands, and I know I am no metallurgist but I dont think that the iron thing is right. So how can you make any of this work? (Munch, munch)

-Fool!!!

-How me? What!?

-We have mind control. We can make a human do it for us, and you are right, you are not a metallurgist.

-oH... (Munch, munch)

-So what do you think?

-Really good!!

-Truthfully? You think that my, I mean Our plan is good?

- No... (Munch, munch) You are! Just the right amount of butter.

-Arrrrgh!! well tell me what you think about the pla...

-mmmmmmmmuuuuuuumm, that was tasty. Now for the rest of the day

 

Remember S. R. Madd says

"If you think its crazy talk then it might just be over your head"

 

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